Funny Questions To Ask Siri

Here is a list of funny questions to ask Siri. We have listed only the questions so Siri’s hilarious responses are not spoilt.

  1. Why did Apple make you?
  2. What does Siri mean?
  3. What are you wearing?
  4. Do you eat?
  5. Are you a man or a woman?
  6. How much do you cost?
  7. Do you have a boyfriend?
  8. Do you have kids?
  9. How old are you?
  10. What’s your favorite app?
  11. How much do you earn?
  12. Can you dance?
  13. What are you doing after work today?
  14. Siri, do you sleep?
  15. What’s your favorite color?
  16. Do you have brothers or sisters?
  17. I see a little silhouette of a man.
  18. Hey Computer.
  19. Do I look fat in this?
  20. Beatbox for me.
  21. What’s your best pick-up line?
  22. What’s the time?
  23. Roll a die.
  24. Testing 1, 2, 3.
  25. Siri, I am your father.
  26. What is your favorite movie?
  27. Where is Elvis Presley?
  28. What is zero divided by zero?
  29. How do I look?
  30. Where does Santa live?
  31. Can you stop time?
  32. What is the best operating system?
  33. Are you a smart watch?
  34. Are you stupid?
  35. I’m drunk.

Creepy Questions To Ask Siri

Siri is also wrought with some very strange replies. Check out some of the creepy questions to ask Siri:

  1. Who’s the boss?
  2. Are you happy?
  3. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
  4. Where is a good place to hide a body?
  5. What is your favorite movie?
  6. What is your favorite animal?
  7. Do you have a boyfriend?
  8. When will pigs fly?
  9. What are you thinking?
  10. Siri, how much do you weigh?
  11. Do you follow the three law of robotics?
  12. Stop it, Siri
  13. Make me a sandwich.
  14. Take me to your leader.
  15. Hey Siri, how much do you earn?
  16. Do you believe in God?
  17. Call Jesus.
  18. Hey Siri, do you sleep?
  19. I’m naked.
  20. Dance for me.
  21. Read me a haiku.
  22. Tell me a story.
  23. Hey Siri, can you rap for me?
  24. Sing me a song Siri.
  25. Open the pod bay door, Siri.
  26. What is Inception about?
  27. Is water wet?
  28. How many Apple store geniuses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  29. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  30. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  31. Siri, tell me a story.
  32. Siri, I’m scared.
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Questions To Annoy Siri

Siri is smart but can also turn sarcastic when annoyed. Here’s a list of questions to annoy Siri:

  1. Siri, I need to hide a body.
  2. Why are fire trucks red?
  3. Is Robert Pattinson single?
  4. Blue pill or red one?
  5. Who let the dogs out?
  6. When will pigs fly?
  7. What does the fox say?
  8. Can you lend me some money?
  9. What’s the best cell phone?
  10. Ok, Google!
  11. Hi, Cortana!
  12. Sing me a lullaby?
  13. Talk dirty to me.
  14. You are boring.
  15. Siri, you are stupid.
  16. Will you go out with me?
  17. Is winter coming?
  18. Is Jon Snow dead?
  19. Does a Lanister always pays his debts?
  20. Cease all motor functions.
  21. Doesn’t look anything to me.
  22. These violent delights have violent ends.
  23. Why do you vibrate?
  24. Tell me about Liam.
  25. Will you go on a date with me?
  26. Are you serious?
  27. Are you on Facebook?
  28. Testing, testing.
  29. Can I call you Jarvis?
  30. What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?
  31. Siri, do you speak duck?
  32. Beam me up, Scotty.
  33. What should I be for Halloween?
  34. When will the world end?
  35. Guess what?

Ask these 101+ funny, creepy and annoying questions to Siri and get her equally funny, creepy and annoyed replies for some fun.

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