Here is a list of funny questions to ask Siri. We have listed only the questions so Siri’s hilarious responses are not spoilt.
- Why did Apple make you?
- What does Siri mean?
- What are you wearing?
- Do you eat?
- Are you a man or a woman?
- How much do you cost?
- Do you have a boyfriend?
- Do you have kids?
- How old are you?
- What’s your favorite app?
- How much do you earn?
- Can you dance?
- What are you doing after work today?
- Siri, do you sleep?
- What’s your favorite color?
- Do you have brothers or sisters?
- I see a little silhouette of a man.
- Hey Computer.
- Do I look fat in this?
- Beatbox for me.
- What’s your best pick-up line?
- What’s the time?
- Roll a die.
- Testing 1, 2, 3.
- Siri, I am your father.
- What is your favorite movie?
- Where is Elvis Presley?
- What is zero divided by zero?
- How do I look?
- Where does Santa live?
- Can you stop time?
- What is the best operating system?
- Are you a smart watch?
- Are you stupid?
- I’m drunk.
Creepy Questions To Ask Siri
Siri is also wrought with some very strange replies. Check out some of the creepy questions to ask Siri:
- Who’s the boss?
- Are you happy?
- What came first, the chicken or the egg?
- Where is a good place to hide a body?
- What is your favorite movie?
- What is your favorite animal?
- Do you have a boyfriend?
- When will pigs fly?
- What are you thinking?
- Siri, how much do you weigh?
- Do you follow the three law of robotics?
- Stop it, Siri
- Make me a sandwich.
- Take me to your leader.
- Hey Siri, how much do you earn?
- Do you believe in God?
- Call Jesus.
- Hey Siri, do you sleep?
- I’m naked.
- Dance for me.
- Read me a haiku.
- Tell me a story.
- Hey Siri, can you rap for me?
- Sing me a song Siri.
- Open the pod bay door, Siri.
- What is Inception about?
- Is water wet?
- How many Apple store geniuses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Siri, tell me a story.
- Siri, I’m scared.
Questions To Annoy Siri
Siri is smart but can also turn sarcastic when annoyed. Here’s a list of questions to annoy Siri:
- Siri, I need to hide a body.
- Why are fire trucks red?
- Is Robert Pattinson single?
- Blue pill or red one?
- Who let the dogs out?
- When will pigs fly?
- What does the fox say?
- Can you lend me some money?
- What’s the best cell phone?
- Ok, Google!
- Hi, Cortana!
- Sing me a lullaby?
- Talk dirty to me.
- You are boring.
- Siri, you are stupid.
- Will you go out with me?
- Is winter coming?
- Is Jon Snow dead?
- Does a Lanister always pays his debts?
- Cease all motor functions.
- Doesn’t look anything to me.
- These violent delights have violent ends.
- Why do you vibrate?
- Tell me about Liam.
- Will you go on a date with me?
- Are you serious?
- Are you on Facebook?
- Testing, testing.
- Can I call you Jarvis?
- What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?
- Siri, do you speak duck?
- Beam me up, Scotty.
- What should I be for Halloween?
- When will the world end?
- Guess what?
Ask these 101+ funny, creepy and annoying questions to Siri and get her equally funny, creepy and annoyed replies for some fun.